Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go.
Posted on 01.24.08 in Marriage and there are 10 comments.
After next Wednesday, if anyone punches my sweet husband Jimmy it will be a felony offense.
(Feel free to make up something extravagant. It’s Friday, so I’m sure you need a reason to do something other than work...)
I’ll post the real reason tomorrow.
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Is he going to help catch bad guys? My husband in an asst da and he puts the bad guys away. But we always tell the kiddos that the police catch ‘em. We actually refer to them as the po-po....is that a crime?
Jan 25, 08 at 07:49 am
The question isn’t so much why you can’t punch him after Wednesday, as it is why you CAN punch him up until them?
Is Jimmy becoming a postal worker? 
Jan 25, 08 at 07:55 am
Texas in Africa - That’s a good point. I will lay low until Wednesday.
Jan 25, 08 at 09:05 am
Maybe he’s going to be a police officer?
Sorry, my creative juices run low in the early afternoon. Can’t come up with anything more fun than that!
I like Jamee’s comment--I call the police the po-po too, and my husband used to be a police officer so it can’t be too bad!
Jan 25, 08 at 10:31 am
I think my imagination cant even come up with such an idea. I could totally see him doing some type of work for the government.
Jan 25, 08 at 05:05 pm
He’s going to be a cia agent after all.
Jan 25, 08 at 07:25 pm
i cant come up with any ideas, but i will take advatage of the heads up and try to get a few punches in before Wed.
-joel
Jan 26, 08 at 08:27 am
Public defender.
Jan 26, 08 at 04:25 pm
Anybody notice that I don’t really have eyebrows? There’s a curiosity for you. But I am dealing with it ok. A few more sessions and I will be fine.
Jan 27, 08 at 02:12 pm
Jimmy, you did not know you didn’t have eyebrows until your sister pointed it out..
What is the reason I cannot throw a frying pan at you anymore?
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jamee
Jan 25, 08 at 04:17 am