Dear School Administrators
Posted on 09.07.07 in Family Parenthood and there are 2 comments.
We’re reget to inform you that your salesforce will be out today due to a hacking cough and slight fever.
We hope you’ll still be able to meet your sales deadlines despite this monumental setback.
Sincerely,
Jimmy and Kat
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You now have no choice but to join them and work the situation girl…
and now you have double manipulation power. it’s brilliant.. pure genius. If it was hard for 99 year ole social security budget neighbor Mrs. Millard to pass up those irresistable eyes, and sweet cheeks smile, for over priced cookie dough that might send her into a diabetic coma...she could’nt pass up the sob story of a sick little girl who couldn’t fundraise because of raging fevers , germs in an all out war for her life...and the evil school administrators who set relentless quotas with a ‘no excuse will be sufficient policy’. You should video her in her most pathetic state, wraspy voice pleaing for sales and send it to the news to show just how disgusting the system is.
I’m almost ready to buy!
ohhh I’m SOOOO sorry for her! and you guys.
Sep 07, 07 at 08:41 pm
I don’t think I am going to be too good about those fundraiser things, I wasn’t when I was in school either.
We got snowed in one year, and ate all the chocolates I was selling, my dad ended up having to pay for it all, he was not thrilled.
I think it’s lame that they leave kids out of some sort of activity if they don’t sell enough.
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seuss
Sep 07, 07 at 12:12 pm