January 24, 2008 | In: Marriage
Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go.
After next Wednesday, if anyone punches my sweet husband Jimmy it will be a felony offense.
(Feel free to make up something extravagant. It’s Friday, so I’m sure you need a reason to do something other than work…)
I’ll post the real reason tomorrow.
10 Responses to Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go.
jamee
January 25th, 2008 at 4:17 am
Is he going to help catch bad guys? My husband in an asst da and he puts the bad guys away. But we always tell the kiddos that the police catch ‘em. We actually refer to them as the po-po….is that a crime?
Texas in Africa
January 25th, 2008 at 7:49 am
The question isn’t so much why you can’t punch him after Wednesday, as it is why you CAN punch him up until them?
Is Jimmy becoming a postal worker?
Jimmy
January 25th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Texas in Africa – That’s a good point. I will lay low until Wednesday.
Lisa H
January 25th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Maybe he’s going to be a police officer?
Sorry, my creative juices run low in the early afternoon. Can’t come up with anything more fun than that!
I like Jamee’s comment–I call the police the po-po too, and my husband used to be a police officer so it can’t be too bad!
the6stricklands
January 25th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I think my imagination cant even come up with such an idea. I could totally see him doing some type of work for the government.
charity
January 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
He’s going to be a cia agent after all.
the6stricklands
January 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
i cant come up with any ideas, but i will take advatage of the heads up and try to get a few punches in before Wed.
-joel
Texas in Africa
January 26th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Public defender.
Jimmy
January 26th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Anybody notice that I don’t really have eyebrows? There’s a curiosity for you. But I am dealing with it ok. A few more sessions and I will be fine.
mimi
January 27th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Jimmy, you did not know you didn’t have eyebrows until your sister pointed it out..
What is the reason I cannot throw a frying pan at you anymore?